She's been inconsolable since

To those who don't know, that charming lady is the Stoneforge Mystic. What makes her so special you ask? Well she makes swords and weapons in Magic. She turns little birdies into outright killing machines that can flense the shit out of your opponent's face before they get to drop their fourth mana. My friend Jon, who bought her services, spent for a good amount of money was happy to soon have her on his team. 52 minutes after he bought her Magic the Gathering announced she was BANNED from legal tournament play, because she was just too damn generous with those swords.

They're both both pretty inconsolable right now.